I am not an atheist ...

I am not an Atheist, which brings me to ...

The Environment is in grave condition.

And things are going to get worse before it gets better. But better for whom?

What if earth is the Fungus in God's armpit? And we are the cure?

A rather green and blue fungus on a scale never seen before!

I can just imagine the itching and scratching and to say nothing of the sleepless nights!

And now here we are, the perfect countermeasure. No matter what this environment throws at us, we prevail! Until we scorch this Earth of any and all pestilence.

An ingenious solution, isn't it? We procreate and consume without end and we devour the environment with a passion that can be shown only for a mortal enemy.

Oh and He hasn't been much amicable either. Throwing the occasional epidemic or a major natural calamity our merry way when the mood strikes. Even the most placid person will have admit that Ebola, black plague and HIV are not exactly tools of a genial man. And what about the occasional tsunamis and earthquakes that he seems to shove our way!?

We need to raise our fortresses, barricade our doors, raise troops, go to the mattresses, sharpen our swords (and axes ...) if we ever hope to win this war. Let it never be said that mankind did not do it's part in the annihilation of Earth! 

All hail God (Choose one), all hail God!