Harry Potter and the attack of the Brain Purging Journalists!!!!

I absolutely have no idea why people are so excited about the "leaked" new Harry Potter. Incase you have come back from MARS,its called "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"For once its fake!! You ask how I know more than the journalists ??? Well ... I have this highly advanced device called a "C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R" which can access a global network of information on the "I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T". On the internet theres the greatest invention EVER MADE since Einstein's mass energy equation called "GOOGLE". You can search almost the entire internet with this invention within seconds!! I simply did a line search after taking a line from the middle of the book and I knew all about it!!! Heres a link to one of the most popular News-paper in India authenticating the fake book. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/Mumbai/Potters_Deathly_secret/articleshow/2060594.cms They have even managed to get the name wrong!!! Sorry to say but this is what is the condition of journalism in our great nation. But hey ... its freedom speech isn't it???